"The (insert life stage here)"

First it was The Knot - oh butterflies!
Then it was The Nest - the honeymoon is over ;)
Now it's The Bump - hurray for morning sickness

In your case, you get to have every type of sickness imaginable. Isn't it beautiful? ;) So I have been looking through The Bump, and based on how far along you are right now, your baby is about the size of a naval orange. Oh yum. What will they come up with next? The Golden Years. . .find out the best places to be cremated and more! Sheesh. Good luck with all this, sissy!